unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

(via g-iggle)

  • ☝ - How tall are you?
  • ¨ - How much do you weigh?
  • ✔ - Sexual Orientation:
  • ♨ - Do you Smoke?
  • ☟ - Do you Drink?
  • ♒ - Do you Take Drugs?
  • ✖ - Age you get mistaken for:
  • ☆ - Have Tattoos?
  • ★ - Want any tattoos?
  • ☯ - Got any Piercings?
  • ✌ - Want any piercings?
  • ♧ - Best friend?
  • ♥ - Relationship status:
  • ♔ - Top 5 favorite bands?
  • ♬ - Top 5 favorite songs?
  • ☹ - Biggest pet peeve?
  • ✍ - Story from your childhood.
  • ☄ - I wish…
  • ® - Favorite foods?
  • ☀ - Story about your day.
  • ♕ - Top 5 celebrity crushes?
  • ♔ - Top 5 favorite movies?
  • ☮ - Top 5 favorite TV shows?
  • ✏ - Random fact about yourself.

intractably:

*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0

(via hotboyproblems)

2k13blogger:

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

(Source: oknope, via fake-mermaid)